This is Really a Toy in 2020: A Doll that PEES Glitter and POOPS Surprise Toys

I realize that 2020 has been a weird year. But that’s no excuse for the existence of this toy.

I just do not understand the obsession with toys that deal with poop – like Don’t Step In It, a game of dodging unicorn poop.

But this realllllly takes the cake.

It’s the Baby Born Magic Potty Surprise Doll.

When it’s potty time, she reveals magical surprises! She pees colorful, sparkly glitter pee and poops an adorable charm. She comes with 9 doll food packets and 10 potty pods with surprise charms. Collect all her charms and add them to the included charm bracelet for you to wear.

Read it slower.

She PEES COLORFUL GLITTER PEE.

She POOPS an adorable charm.

Then you collect the pooped charms and wear them on a bracelet.

Yes, I know there isn’t real poop. But the premise is to feed the doll so it will POOP so you can retrieve “the adorable charm” FROM THE POTTY.

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And how much can you expect a doll that pees glitter to set you back?

Fifty bucks unless it’s on sale.

What would I suggest instead of a doll who “poops surprises”?

I’m glad you asked.

The Melissa & Doug Brianna 12-Inch Doll has fantastic ratings at half the cost.